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We all know the feeling: sometimes, you just want to shut yourself away in your house, turn off your phone, lock the doors…just keep everyone out for the time being.
And when you're exhausted from a long day, the last thing you want to do is get up from your comfy chair or bed to answer the doorbell. Especially when you've finally gotten the baby down for a nap.
Unless, of course, it's the pizza guy.
To ward off potential visitors, these cranky and tired moms have attached some pretty hilarious notes to their doorbells…
Please SHARE these hysterical warnings from burned out mamas with anyone who could use a laugh today!
1. "WARNING!! Ring this doorbell and I will answer the door naked. And no one wants to see that."
2. "Warning, this doorbell sporadically electrocutes people."
3. "Please NO solicitors! We are perfectly happy with the state of our souls. Nobody reads magazines anymore. Girl Scout cookies ALWAYS welcome."
4. "If you ring the doorbell or knock & wake up my kid, I will snipe you from the 2nd story."
5. "Ring this doorbell and take home a prize! My screaming kid."
6. "Unless you are the USPS DO NOT DISTURB! I'm pregnant, cranky & you will regret it. SERIOUSLY."
7. "I have a baby. I also have a gun if you ring my doorbell & wake him."
8. "Do not ring unless you are Publishers Clearing House. Or Channing Tatum."
9. "This is not a doorbell! It's a button that opens a trap door beneath you."
10. "Doorbell is broken. Like your face if you ring it."
11. "Extremely crabby two-year-old napping. Please don't ring doorbell or you'll make his mom cry."
12. "There are snipers pointed at you right now."
13. "If you BANG on my door and WAKE UP my TWO babies, somebody better be DYING. Please do not disturb us unless it's absolutely necessary. Thank you, very tired mama."
Please SHARE these hilarious words of warning to potential visitors with all of your friends!
H/T: 22 Words, Chicago Now
