Every guy has a night or two (…or three …or a hundred) in their past where he drank just a little bit too much. But the dude in this clip is in a league of his own.
The video starts out with the drunk guy in the green trunks spouting some serious hate at the guy in the white tank top. What remains unclear is why the guy in green is so angry (maybe he lost his "TapouT" T-shirt?).
Either way, we've all had to deal with someone like this at some point in our lives — some macho guy who pumps out his chest, talks a big game, and then gets beaten down in less than three seconds.
For your safety, we've compiled a step-by-step "how to" instructional GIF set that will give you some helpful pointers if you ever find yourself in a similar situation.
Gotta love the camera guy at the 1:04 mark. He makes a great point, but damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Also: If you ever find yourself drunk, thinking you're the ultimate badass because you've seen a few episodes of The Ultimate Warrior, take this advice:
- Are you really drunk?
- Are you wearing flip flops?
- Is the guy you’re trying to intimidate sober and bigger than you?
If you answered “Yes,” or “I dunno man get out my face you don’t know me,” to any of those three questions, you should probably just call a cab and go home.
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If he approaches you, ignore what he says as he waves his arms around. This is an example of him trying to assert his dominance. He may just tucker himself out.
Guys like this are usually more afraid of you than you are of them. Let them point at you two-to-three times before you do anything.
Keep your cool face on until he touches you...
Unfortunately, nothing can truly be done to slow down the spread of this invasive species. As much as we fight, they keep multiplying...
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