We’ve all heard it a million times before but the saying really is true — kids say the darndest things!
It’s a tired phrase, but the hilarious things that come out of kids’ mouths never gets old.
For instance, take this adorable scamp who actually thought her baby brother crawled inside of her mother’s belly.
It’s always fun when a child’s perspective is skewed and something silly flops out of their mouth, but when it comes to their education, you’d hope they digest everything they’re learning.
A talented teacher, for example, can teach a kid something so that there is no room for misinterpretation. Yet, sometimes even the strongest and most caring of instructors can mess up a bit — even if it’s not technically their fault.
In the hilarious story below, one teacher does her job perfectly — but somehow one of her wily students takes what she's teaching him and twists it in a way that's so funny, you'll be telling this tale to all your friends…
Be warned that this joke does contain one word that some might find offensive. If you are sensitive to this kind of language, you may not want to read further. However, we still think it's funny…
"Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, ‘Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine.’ In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying. ‘Billy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?’ Little Billy answered, ‘I’m doing my math homework, Mom.’ She said, ‘And is that what your teacher taught you?’ He replied, ‘Yes.’"
“The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Billy’s school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his math teacher, ‘I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?’”
“The teacher replied, ‘Right now, we are learning addition problems.’ Billy’s mother asked, ‘And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?’ When the teacher stopped laughing she replied…”
“‘Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.’”
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