The kitchen can be a very, very dangerous place. Blenders, ovens, knives — the kitchen is a torture room, and cooking is a death trap.
I have sliced open so many fingers, burned so many recipes, and started so many toaster oven fires, it's a wonder I ever venture to return to my kitchen! I could probably destroy any recipe, even something as simple as these 3-ingredient cheesy egg roll hotdogs.
That's why I was so happy to learn that other people have the same bad experiences when trying to cook! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who struggles to make magazine-perfect meals.
Scroll down to check out these confessions — some of which are seriously funny, and some of which are, well, seriously dangerous…
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