Ridiculous Redneck Repair Jobs Will Make You Feel Better About Your Handyman Skills!

So we've all been there. Something vital breaks when you need it the most. You want to call a professional to fix it but then you find out they want HOW MUCH?! Well, you can probably handle it, right? So you look around at what you have and you do the best you can. Sometimes it turns out well. Other times…not so much.

Please SHARE these hilarious "redneck" repairs with all of your friends. I'd bet that we're all guilty of taking a few shortcuts, but these people take it to the next level!

Just wait till you see what they use for shaving cream (Hint: it's mayonnaise)

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Who needs a whole darn windshield repair when you've got that box over there?

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Tape: Just like titanium, but cheaper and less effective.

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Now you can get exercise every time it rains! (See the string on the wiper?!)

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Those flies must've been MASSIVE.

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Did that air conditioner twist his ankle?

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Does the shower now spray Sprite? I might be okay with that.

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Just keep off the freeway and you should be fine

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Fred Flintstone, taking the day off to relax

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"Day 12. They still haven't realized I'm not part of the couch."

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"So do I need a train ticket or a bus pass or..."

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This candy cane compass always points to the North Pole!

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"Sorry, but you sound kind of like soup"

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Anyone for beer can and scrap wire hot dogs? Nom!

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"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I drive a truck that I fixed my way!"

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"Nah, I don't think anyone will notice"

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Do you think you could do better? Well then SHARE this list with your friends and see if they agree!