George Washington never told a lie, and I like to hold myself to the same standard. Why not? Just like our first commander-in-chief who distilled his own whiskey and enjoyed a Philadelphia-produced dark porter, I cannot tell a lie—I like to drink! Many of us do. But I especially enjoy wine.
Personally, I’m a red wine drinker. It’s robust, complex, and makes me feel as warm and fuzzy as a fluffy white kitten who loves belly rubs on a cold winter day. But some people prefer to stock their secret, underground wine cellars with Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, and Chardonnay. These varieties are light, crisp, and sometimes pleasantly buttery.
Whatever your preference may be (and make sure to uncork it in the comments below), in order to enjoy the sweet, sweet nectar of the grape, we need something to drink it out of. Although I’d like to simply stick a straw in a bottle of Malbec and just go to town, many consider that uncouth.
But if you drank or have used any of these 13 amazing "wine-0-ventions", no one would think you were a savage lush. In fact, some of these picks are so spectacular that if you busted them out for your next boozy affair, everyone would sing your praises. Literally. We found one wine glass that ACTUALLY plays music as well as an instrument.
1. Stackable, Non-Spill Wine Glass
2. Just-One-Glass Disposable Wine Glass
3. Redneck Wine Glass
4. Human Heart Wine Glass
5. Glass is Always Half Full Wine Glass
6. Hands-Free Wine Glass
7. Upside Down Wine Glass
8. Drunken, Slanted Wine Glass
9. Interchangeable Wine Glasses
10. Wine Glass Holding Plate
11. Wine Glass Within a Wine Glass Wine Glass
12. Save For Later Wine Glass
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