People like to complain, it's a fact of life. Whether you're at your job, working to get that raise or even a promotion, or you've saved up thousands of dollars to put in your savings account for an amazing beach vacation, it doesn't matter: People will always find something to be angry at.
Check out the complaints below. You'll be amazed to discover that these are actual, real life complaints made by actual people who were dissatisfied with their vacation experience.
A recent survey from Thomas Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents revealed some of the most insane complaints people chose to focus on. Their complaints start early, with travel: be it the cost of airfare on Travelocity or Priceline, or a Greyhound or Amtrak ticket, just getting there is half the journey of complaining
Once some people actually arrive at their beach resort summer vacation they will certainly find something to moan about. Maybe the price of margaritas is too expensive, or they're not allowed to be with their wife, or the ivory tusks they wanted to get on the black market ended up causing an international incident.
No matter what, you'll have something to complain about!
What are some complaints you've had on any of your vacations? Please make sure to let us know in the comments below!
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“On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
You can always practice getting used to spicy foods with your handy Sriracha keychain!
"They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
Bushnell Binoculars… The best of the best for all of your…distant goals!
"My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the
As Maury Povich always likes to say, "you ARE the father!"
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
Sometimes it's worth driving a bit farther in your car in order to avoid the July 4th, Independence Day hot dog-grilling and BBQ crowds…
"We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
Either get yourself a quality General Electric air conditioner or seriously think about investing in some high-SPF sunscreen.
"Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg slicer in the drawers."
Making lemonade with the KitchenAid works well, too! Who needs to go on a vacation when you can just stay home instead?!
"A tourist at a top African Game Lodge overlooking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate.”
Sometimes life just isn't fair, buddy…
"The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
If you ever find that you've got sand in places you don't want it, it's always smart to have the proper tools for this horrific problem!
“No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”
Though if this were the fish they saw, your children wouldn't just be startled — they'd be terrified. Instead of screaming whenever you feel a little fish softly brush against your leg, you should try catching it instead with some awesome portable fishing rods!
"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
Next time you go to a theme park it might be smart to bring your own bathing suits… It's smart to get a season pass, too!
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
John Candy and the Jamaican bobsledding team… This movie will make the trip go by in a flash!
"When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
When in Rome… Next time you plan on going to a foreign country, you should seriously consider taking some foreign language courses or at least buying a dictionary!
"I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
There are two rules in life: Always bring a towel, and always expect bugs. It's worth getting something that will repel the mosquitos!
"The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
As the GEICO camels always like to say, "Happy Hump Day!" Just make sure you've got decent shocks on your car!
"While trying to enjoy the beautiful beaches, the hotel's Wi-Fi was so slow that I could barely play Starcraft."
World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Total War… A nice summer vacation is the perfect time to spend playing computer games on your new Alienware gaming laptop! TREAT YO' SELF!
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