While most people will tell you that it is considered “taboo” to discuss the toilet, there are a few incredible people out there who are proud of what goes on in the bathroom. So proud that they were willing to shell out a good amount of money to buy themselves fully customized toilets.
So on one side of the issue you have people who would rather take out a bank loan to remodel their bathrooms, going to the local Home Depot to buy some fancy new marble tile for their floors. While on the other side you have those few beautiful minds who scoff in the face of what society deems as “normal” and who are fully willing to take out a second mortgage in order to achieve their dreams of the perfect toilet!
Some people have boring life goals: like finding the love of your life, buying a new house, getting married, getting a college degree, or having children. Whereas these amazing people have done all they could to get it all! The ultimate porcelain throne!
What do you think about these toilets? It's a shame they're not all for sale at Bed Bath & Beyond, otherwise I would go there tonight to buy a few of them for my new bathroom! Make sure to check out #10, can you imagine how weird using that toilet must feel?
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1. The Aquarium Toilet
That can't be good… Depending on the price I might go to PetSmart and get some awesome coral reef fish!
2. The Public Urination Toilet
These public urinals from Amsterdam utilize the power of urine as plant fertilizer! I know where I'm traveling to for my summer vacation!
3. The Ancient Toilet
This toilet from ancient Greece comes all the way from the 6th century BC. That's a lot over the years!
4. Jewel-Encrusted Toilet
How much would you be willing to pay for a toilet? At least everyone who visits your house will know you're as rich as Soulja Boy!
5. Gold-Plated Toilet
Kanye and Kim Kardashian have recently bought a few gold-plated commodes. Of course they did.
6. Keg Urinal
When someone says "this beer tastes like piss," you might want to make sure the bar doesn't have this toilet in their bathroom…
7. Kiss Urinal
Watch those lips!
8. Mario Urinal
The Piranha Plant from Nintendo's Super Mario franchise. Just make sure not to go inside this one!
9. Ice Toilet
Don't put your tongue on the toilet! No matter how many people double-dog dare you! This would go good with a nice Grey Goose vodka, though.
10. Public Urination
With a one-way mirror separating you from the outside world, you'll be able to do what you always wanted to. Thankfully, this time you won't get that public indecency charge!
11. Spooky Urinal
Hopefully its mouth won't close… Great for Halloween!
12. Sun-Mar Excel Non-Electric Self-Contained Composting Toilet
For only $1,500 you'll buy yourself a toilet that converts waste into fertilizing soil for your garden! It's super green!
13. Nun Urinals
Something about this just feels…sacrilegious.
14. Ski Down Toilet
Nothing beats the rush of skiing down a huge hill at the Winter Olympics! Only this time you can multi-task while you push for gold!
15. Judgment Urinals
"Is it just me or is this bathroom really cold?" Hot women staring you down in the bathroom never sounded so terrifying…
16. Pissoir
This European "Pissoir" retracts underground when not in use! Now I know I'm visiting Europe for my next vacation. Book me a flight on Expedia ASAP please!
17. Terrifying Urinal
Hopefully he doesn't laugh while gulping down your urine… Why was this made? And for whom?
How much would you spend for a toilet? Let us know in the comments!
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