Disclaimer: Do not read any further if you're afraid of ghosts. Or demons. Or anything, really.
Lots of people don't believe in the supernatural, and that's fine, you're entitled to your opinion. But when stories like this crop up, even the doubters start looking over their shoulders and locking their doors at night. Not that locking your doors would stop a ghost anyway.
A viral Twitter thread detailing the exploits of a possibly possessed housekeeper from Indonesia has left readers trying to get ahold of exorcists and/or the Ghostbusters. Seriously. Experts are needed to fix whatever's going on with this lady, because exactly zero things she does during this tale are rational, and by the end of it you'll want a priest to wash you in holy water, just in case.
So if you have no desire whatsoever to sleep tonight, check out the tale of the haunted houselady. Last chance to turn back…
The author of the tale decides to first find out if anyone is interested in having the wits scared out of them.
As you can see, there are a lot of masochists out there, so our narrator dives in.
"Unique." Right. You'll be thinking up about a dozen worse adjectives for this lady in a few minutes.
Everything seems to have started out normal enough — which only lends credit to the idea that she was possessed by a demon at some point.
The first anecdote tells when the housekeeper asks to phone home.
Um. What?
She's not eating, she's not talking, and she's sabotaging the internet so none of the family members can Google "how to purge demons."
It's around then that things get really weird...
Just hanging out in the kitchen, minding her own business — except in pitch-black darkness and staring at a wall.
Take a wild guess as to who is standing in the doorway.
Nope. Nope. NOPE!
Then, the praying starts.
Never would you have thought someone offering you food would be creepy. Until now.
And here's where things get REALLY creepy — our narrator is getting toward the end of her period when...
"FART OUT OF FEAR" is a completely understandable reaction to this scene, TBH.
As if all the other weirdness wasn't enough, this seems to be the straw that breaks the camel's back. The beginning of the end, if you will.
Trophies? Ingredients for voodoo dolls?
Action has to be taken, so they bring in an imam (the person who leads prayers in a mosque).
Did they bother getting a second opinion? Because the situation warrants one.
Finally enough is enough, so the housekeeper is dismissed from the household. But that doesn't stop the weirdness…
Do you see it?
Not the socialist quote on the bottom, but the white glistening off the window. There was nothing hanging right there, and never before had anyone reported seeing any reflection like that.
Turn up your volume and see if you can't hear the soft wailing in the background.
Honestly, there's only one more thing for this family to do: move far, far away.
