13 Of The Most Unexpected Responses To The Words ‘I Love You’ Ever Uttered

Saying the three little words, "I love you," takes a whole lot of courage and a giant helping of faith. The first time you tell someone that you love them has to be one of the most nerve-racking experiences in a lifetime.

When the person you're expressing your feelings to reciprocates your words? Great! Everyone leaves happier, warmer, and fuzzier inside than before. That's just dandy.

But when the response isn't what you expected to hear? That's a whole different story. It could ruin a whole relationship, or really hurt someone's feelings. It could also make you break down into laughter.

If you never take a risk, though, you may never find out how the other person feels about you. Most of the time, if you trust yourself, it's a chance worth taking. If the person doesn't love you back? Then at least now you know!

Scroll through below to see 13 confessions of the strangest, funniest, and most unexpected responses to "I love you."

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"Please don't." — ajono

Sometimes it's the simplest response that can hit the hardest.

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"Speaking from experience, 'no you don't' cuts deep." — BellaBlindeye

How does he know how you feel?

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"'You better.' Somehow my automatic response to my current boyfriend the first time he said it. I was horrified when it came out of my mouth." — minakali

That's a big oops right there.

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"'Okay.' My grandmother was one of 12 kids born shortly after the Great Depression. All my life, whenever I've talked with her on the phone or in person when I say 'bye Meemaw, I love you' she responds with 'okay.' I love that woman." — High_Guardian

This sounds like a very grandma thing to do.

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"I like you too, but as a brother." — brozoned_forever

That one's gotta hurt.

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"'Thank you for letting me know.' Then change the subject." — Back2Bach 161

Not even a chance to talk about it? Geez Louise.

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"Love doesn't exist, it's purely a chemical reaction whose sole purpose is to get us to pass on our genetic material so that our species' existence can continue to exist, so, while, yes, I could say 'I love you,' back, with this knowledge I am incapable of doing so with sincerity due my enlightened state." — Salt_Mines

Sounds like a textbook over-thinker.

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"For the love of God, why?" — eggre

Clearly this person needs a self-esteem boost that he's got to find on his own.

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"I'm hungry, let's get something to eat." — Valtteri2644

Some people really do have a one-track mind.

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"I know, I heard you the first time." — Valtteri2644

Heaven forbid you tell them more than once.

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"So does my mom." — somnodoc

Well, I'm sure this one is at least true.

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"You just love the idea of having someone." — charlychuckle

This one really must have been hard to hear out loud, but it very well may have been true.

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"I was dating this girl for about 2 weeks and she had been telling her friends that she loved me. She brought it up to me and and I told her I did not quite feel the same way. After leaving her house that day, she said 'I love you', and without thinking I said 'I love you too.' After quickly realizing the mistake I made, I turned around and said 'wait, no I don't.' That one did not go over too well." — Pigboywonder720

Talk about a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

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