The Golden Girlsis one of those iconic shows that just about everyone has heard of, even if you've never seen an episode. (If you haven't, I highly recommend it: My 10-year-old is a big fan!)
So it makes sense that a show so beloved has inspired merchandise that is equally lovable. A quick Google search for "awesome Golden Girlsgifts" will return all kinds of delights, and this is especially true if you're shopping on Etsy, my favorite place for truly one-of-a-kind items.
Once you start watching, it's easy to see why people love the show so much, and especially why women do. For both the 1980s, when the show aired, and the 2020s, it's still pretty rare to see a TV show that features a cast where every major character is played by a woman, let alone women who are older, attractive, and still engaged in romantic relationships. But lest men start to feel left out, the show appeals to a broad fan base. Just about anyone can identify with at least one of the fab four: Blanche, Rose, Sophia, and Dorothy.
If you're already a committed fan, I won't drag this out any further — here are the best Golden Girls-themed gifts that I found on Etsy today.
Themed Leggings
What yoga class is complete without Golden Girls leggings? I mean hellooooo. These will delight you, everyone who attends your class, and everyone who might see them every day after. You also obviously don't have to be into yoga at any point ever to wear them.
Ramones Parody T-Shirt
I love this shirt almost as much as I dislike the Ramones, which is a whole lot. I think it's super funny and definitely much harder than the Ramones could ever have hoped to be. Hey, ho, let's go all the way to buy this shirt.
'Stay Golden' Onesie
We can't leave babies out of the mix! Babies love Golden Girls. Not that your baby should be watching it, because obviously babies should never watch television because it'll rot their brains and all of that. Definitely.
Travel Coffee Tumbler
This coffee tumbler is perfect for anyone you know who (a) likes The Golden Girls and (b) loves coffee. It's super cute, and it looks like it would be easy to tote around an airport, the mall, a school, an office … basically anywhere and everywhere.
Face Socks
I love socks with faces on them a little too much. There's something just absolutely delightful about looking down at your socks and seeing the most random faces smiling up at you (or catching a peek at someone else's socks).
Flour Sack Towels
If understated is a word you prefer to use to describe your home decor, but you also really love to surprise guests and maybe even your partner, these flour sack towels might be the ticket. I am pretty sure the last thing anyone expects to see when they glance at your oven is one or two of these towels hanging off the handle.
Prayer Candles
I LOVE PRAYER CANDLES! Never mind that I do not pray to anyone or anything; I would love to have a room filled with prayer candles of all kinds. Definitely add these to the list.
Message Pencils
Snarky pencils are truly so special and delightful because you never know when you'll be surprised by one. Imagine how happy and entertained you'll be every time you use one of these! You might even start writing people letters again.
Bob Ross Print
OK, first of all, this Etsy shop is the best and definitely worth your time if you just want to be low-key entertained for a little while. This Bob Ross/Golden Girls mashup is one fine example of exactly the kinds of things you can expect to find.
Shop Now: Golden Girls Get Their Portrait Painted Print ($18+, Etsy)
Shady Pines Key Tag
Shady Pines is the name of the retirement home that Sophia ends up living in after she has a stroke. Shady Pines burned down, and that's why Sophia moves in with her daughter, Rose, and the rest of the gang. Shady Pines might not exist, but your key tag definitely can.
Pet Bandana
Pet parents, don't worry: I didn't leave you out. While this is ostensibly described as a "dog bandana," there's no reason why your cat (or raccoon, squirrel, or rabbit) couldn't don it, also.
Friendship Rings
I totally adore these friendship rings! This is a really fun way for you and three of your closest friends to celebrate your bond and Golden Girls fanhood at the same time. Or you could buy all four for yourself and re-create this Instagram-ready look.
Sleep Mask
Last but not least: Who couldn't use an illustrated sleep mask? You can snag one with your favorite Golden Girl on it, or get them all and rotate them out. After all, we all have our different moods, right?
Shop Now: Golden Girls-Inspired Illustrated Sleep Mask ($16.18, Etsy)
Makeup Pouch
Hello, hello, who needs this Golden Girls-adorned makeup pouch? I know I definitely do. You could also use this for all kinds of things if makeup isn't your thing. You could carry snacks in it, you could stow your travel-sized shampoo and conditioner inside … the possibilities are endless.
'Picture It, Sicily 1922' Onesie
There are a lot of "Picture it, Sicily, 1922" items out there in the world, but this baby onesie is my favorite simply for the reason that I would shriek with glee if I glanced down into a car seat and saw a baby wearing it.
Shop Now: Golden Girls Onesie ($16, Etsy)
Psst: If you choose to purchase an item on this list, LittleThings may receive a small cut. Each item and price is up to date at the time of publication; however, an item may be sold out or the price may be different at a later date.
