If you could use a laugh, you may enjoy these hilarious Halloween jokes that are perfect for the whole family.
They may be as corny as candy corn, but that doesn't mean that they won't leave you in stitches…in a good way.
Make sure to scroll to the end of the post to check out the video of "dancing pumpkin" that originally aired on the KXVO news channel in Omaha, Ne. during a Halloween broadcast back. in 2006.
Trust me, it's worth it.
Thanks to frightnight.com for these great jokes.
Please SHARE these silly Halloween jokes with everyone you know this year!
In what room of the house would you never find a ghost?
The living room.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare Centers.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!
Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell.
What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
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