From time to time, all couples experience uncomfortable fights. Nasty words are thrown back and forth, and, in worst-case scenarios, feelings are deeply hurt.
Most of the time, playful banter is absolutely fine — but what happens when that goes too far, and insults are masked as "jokes"? What happens when one spouse hits at the core of the other's insecurities or distress?
A while ago, I heard of a story in which the husband makes awful, snarling comments about his wife's weight. Instead of fighting with words, however — like the woman who confronted her body-shaming bully — this wife hatched the perfect plan to get back at him.
Now, this is one lesson this husband is sure to remember for the rest of his life! Goes to show that the old saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" still rings true today!
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the hell is this?” he said to himself, as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snicker: “It’s not talcum powder…
…It’s Miracle Grow!”
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