The Weirdest Sexiest Costumes EVER!

Halloween is almost upon us, which means that it’s nearly time for big bags of candy, bobbing for apples, and best of all, costumes!

But sexy corn? Sexy Spongebob Squarepants?! It seems each year more and more people are trying to outdo each other with the best “sexy” costume. Here are some of the most ridiculous we’ve ever seen, and trust us, it’s worth it to get to the end of this list!

Sexy Corn

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brit.co

Sexy Pizza

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yandy
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yandy

Sexy Lorax

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ew.com

Sexy Pink Poodle

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yandy

Sexy "Astronaughty"

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yandy

Sexy Giraffe

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yandy

Sexy Chucky Doll

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brit.co

Sexy Jellyfish

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yandy

Sexy Tigger (er, "tiger")

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yandy

Got to avoid that copyright lawsuit!

Sexy Ted

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brit.co

Sexy Spongebob

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brit.co

Sexy Lobster

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yandy

Sexy Orca Whale

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yandy

Sexy Hamburger Thief

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yandy

Sexy Ronald McDonald (er, "striped clown")

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yandy
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yandy

Sexy Pluto (aka "adult dog")

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yandy

Sexy Parakeet

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brit.co

Sexy Statue of Liberty

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yandy

Sexy Big Bird

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tressugar.com

Sexy Tootsie Roll

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After Ellen

Sexy Bert

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After Ellen

Sexy Ernie

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After Ellen