I wrote this article at the Los Angeles airport while waiting to board a flight to Miami. I had just come from the bathroom where I watched at least eight different guys relieve themselves and then walk out without even so much as splashing water on their hands. I walked behind one of them after throwing my paper towel in the trash. Just so happens someone he knew was walking in and he gave him a firm handshake, and he was the one who had come out of the stall doing the number two. I just cringed. That was one shitty handshake. lol
Can someone explain to me what’s so complicated about washing your hands after you pee? You put soap on your hands, washing them under the water, towel or blow dry off and keep it moving. And we wonder why people are so germ phobic. I try to pound everyone I meet; sometimes I just give them the brotherly nod of the head. I know that may sound extreme to some of you but I’ve seen too many pissie hands leaving the men’s room not to take precautions.
So, the next time you see me in public don’t be mad if I hesitate to shake your hand or break out the bottle of sanitizer after we’re through. Just saying…
~ By Michael Baisden
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