I think there's one thing that ladies around the world can agree on: Public restrooms are the definition of nasty.
Even the "nicer" ones are nightmarish at best. You can never be sure of what horrors of sight and smell you're about to encounter when you crack the door to a Starbucks restroom. As if the floor and sink aren't filthy enough, you're pretty much forced (by anatomy) to get up-close and personal with Public Enemy #1: the toilet seat.
What sort of germ-ridden slime is that sucker coated in? There's no telling the last time that it was cleaned, so you try to perform an Olympic-style squat to wee without touching it…and just wind up needing a shower afterword.
What if I told you there was now a crazy-but-genius invention that lets you to get in and out of a public restroom as fast as men do…by peeing standing up??
Good news, ladies! There's a product on the market that allows us to pee standing up.
Our anatomy doesn't allow us to comfortably pee standing up, so a brilliant startup company came up with a simple device called "The Stand Up" that allows women to relieve their bladders sans squatting or sitting — just like the boys.
Say bye-bye to 20-minute long lines for the ladies room!
The "Stand Up" doesn't actually recommend that you waltz right in to a men's public restroom, but if you were in a situation where the private men's room was the only thing available, you could use the urinal with ease.
Here's how it works:
Unfold.
Squeeze.
…Go.
Throw!
(Honestly, it's easier to use than a tampon.)
Best of all, The Stand Up is pocket-sized — so nobody has to know that you pee into a funnel to avoid germs!
Although, let's face it: Once you get halfway through that bottle of wine at dinner, you're probably going to tell all of your friends.
The future of breaking the seal has already arrived. The Stand Up portable pee cone is available for purchase below.
Genius or crazy? Whatever side you're on, it's a real thing — check out "The Stand Up" website, and don't forget to SHARE this awesome invention with all of your friends. Thanks for reading!
