Shane, the worst Walmart employee of all time, may be out of a job this Christmas. When you see why, you'll probably laugh. Sounds mean, but I promise… It's NOT! He kinda had it coming.
Here at LittleThings, we're all about spreading joy this time of year rather than sadness. We're pretty much like the food court flash mob of the internet.
The story of Shane began as a simple post on the popular sharing site, Reddit. "My coworker at the Walmart deli causes a lot of trouble for management," read the text that accompanied the following photos.
The original poster, Ardentleperchaun, offered no further explanation… Just 12 photos of a whiteboard from the back of his local Walmart with scribbled messages to an employee named Shane. These are so funny, I had tears streaming down your face when I read them for the first time.
No evidence as to whether or not poor, misguided Shane still has a job. I'll keep you posted!!
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1.
Shane,
The deli is not an appropriate place to practice your ventriloquism, please stop making puppets out of the paper bags.
Management
2.
Shane,
Any free samples you offer must come from the deli department, not electronics!
- Management
3.
Shane,
Stop putting out samples labeled as "Mystery Meats"
- Management
4.
Shane,
Stop putting "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED" stickers on the 8-piece chickens!
- Management
The list goes on after the jump!!
5.
Shane,
Stop putting "STONER APPROVED" seals on the fried chicken.
- Management
6.
Shane,
Stop putting on multiple name tags and pretending to have a personality disorder.
- Management
7.
Shane,
Quit putting price tags on the Deli equipment and trying to sell them to customers.
- Management
8.
Shane,
Stop implying that Walmart keeps "the good stuff" in the back.
- Management
9.
Shane,
I don't know what "Swinecraft" is but ham cannot be sold as building material.
- Management
10.
Shane,
When a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to Albertsons.
- Management
11.
Shane,
Stop asking "Is that your final answer?" and offering to let them phone a friend after each order.
- Management
12. And last but not least...
Shane,
Quit offering extended warranties on the fried chicken.
- Management
Oh, Shane… Will you ever learn?
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