Sure, you might have some rather odd or bizarre hobbies, but you would never pay actual money to get a custom paint job of that weird hobby of yours posted up on your car would you?
Some people like guns, but that doesn't mean you'd get an AK-47 painted on the side of your Ford F-150 right? Or to the gentleman who loves Pokémon, he wouldn't want to get an Articuno, Moltres, and Zapdos painted on the hood of his Honda Civic, right? Actually, that one sounds pretty awesome. Maybe get Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle on the roof of your car, too?
While you, because you're so sensible, would never dream of paying good money for your favorite comic book character, or Star Wars character, or your favorite wild animal to be plastered all over your car, there are people out there who made this a priority. And all we can say to them is "thank you" for making our lives better.
Really though, how could someone love Nickelback so much that they'd get their faces painted on their hood?
Take a look at some of the most insane custom paint jobs that money could possibly buy, and please let us know what paint job you would put on your dream car!
And please SHARE these travesties with your car-loving friends!
1. Rock 'N' Roll with Kiss and Nickelback
The 1989 Chevy Cavalier rocking out with Kiss and Nickelback! Now this is a car I would want to download legally off of iTunes!
2. Jaguar! Jaguar!
A beautiful Jaguar classic E drophead made to look absolutely silly.
3. What?
This car looks like a giant child ate a whole box of crayons and threw them all up after he graduated kindergarten.
4. The Dawn of Man
This Mercedes-Benz tractor trailer is a custom designed Actros 1845 showcased in Aachen, Germany. I don't know if it's worth the plane trip, getting on Expedia.com or Priceline to travel across the world, but it's definitely an insane custom paint job.
5. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
This once-proud Chevrolet Corvette has been horribly embarrassed from the custom paint job featuring SpongeBob SquarePants from Nickelodeon!
6. The Lion King Car
This majestic car roams the plains of Africa free as Simba in Disney's The Lion King. How much money would you have to be paid to drive this car in public?
7. The Beatles, Norwegian Wood
For whatever reason a guy completely covered his classic Volkswagen VW Beatle in oak! I wonder if John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison would tour their band in this vintage vehicle!
8. For the man who has EVERYTHING
Whoever drives this blue and yellow Hummer is not making up for anything at all!
9. I've seen this before...
Next time you're in the mall food court, you can now have a car that matches your drink cup while you're enjoying your Peking, or your Sbarro pizza.
10. Windows Desktop Car
This custom paint job would look perfect as a desktop background for any Windows XP, Windows Vista, or Windows 8 computer!
11. 1980s theme party car!
Spotted on the Long Island Expressway near New York City, this car is a repulsive example of the phrase, "there's no accounting for taste." I would love to see Vin Diesel driving this beauty of a car in the next Fast and The Furious film!
12. Beautiful Bear Mini Cooper
There's just something disturbing about a bear tacked onto the side of a mini cooper.
13. Little Tykes Car for grownups!
If you have a child you should totally get this custom paint job for your tiny hybrid car. Imagine your son or daughter driving around in their Little Tykes car just like Mommy or Daddy!
14. Spider-Man!
This custom job is pretty awesome. Who would you put on your car? Spider-Man, Superman, Batman, The Hulk, Iron Man, or Wolverine? Let us know!
15. A penny saved is a penny earned!
They turned this classic Cadillac into a Lincoln!
Which one of these cars did you think was the craziest? Let us know in the comments!
Did you think any of them were actually pretty sweet?
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