Every now and then, you hear of stories with endings that just leave you completely speechless — and not in a good way.
Most of these tales detail how badly husbands mistreat their wives, how snarky friends verbally abuse each other, how the "bad guy" always manages to win.
Below, however, is a pretty funny story that doesn't end in this way at all.
In this story, a problem arises between a married couple, and the husband demands certain things that are simply ridiculous.
In the beginning, it looked like the wife was going to comply. But in an unexpected, hilarious turn of events, the wife triumphs — just like many wives who have taken revenge in other stories before.
But I bet you'll never guess what she says to her husband. This had me cracking up!
Scroll further to read this hilarious short story, and let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
One night, a husband had finally finished reading his new book, You Can Be the Man of Your House.
After returning home, he proceeded to storm into the kitchen, and announced promptly to his wife, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and that my word is law.”
He continued, “Later, you will prepare a gourmet meal for my dinner tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert of my choosing.”
He added, “After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.”
But he didn’t stop there.
“Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so that I can relax,” he continued. “You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.”
“Then, you will massage my feet and hands,” he said, continuing his never-ending list of requests. “Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair in the morning?”
The entire time that her husband was talking, the wife didn’t once turn around to look at him.
She finally turned toward him, and replied, “I don’t know, but the funeral director would be my first guess.”
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