They say that laughter is the best medicine, but sometimes it can be hard to find.
Bumper stickers are a way to let the world know your political views, your noble decision to be a vegan and save the animals, or that your dog is the best dog out there. But they can also offer up a heaping helping of humor too.
Sometimes the jokes are very clever, sometimes they're silly, and sometimes they're just so flat-out dumb that there's nothing else to do but laugh at them. It doesn't matter what makes you laugh, or why, as long as you let out a good belly laugh once in a while.
These 17 bumper stickers definitely had me laughing to myself at my desk. Some of them even had me losing my breath a little. I know for sure that if I saw one of these in a parking lot at the grocery store, or at a traffic light, it would definitely brighten my day.
Which of these 17 is your favorite? Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? Let us know what it says in the comments and please SHARE with your friends and family to see what hilarious stickers they've got.
1. This seems like the next logical move
"I used up all my sicks days, so I called in dead"
2. C'mon, give 'em a break
"I'm 70, leave me the hell alone"
3. Nothing like a good pun
"If you want a stable relationship… get a horse!"
4. I wouldn't be able to anyway...
"If you can solve this problem… you are driving too close"
5. Ignorance is bliss
"There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on the top of your car look ridiculous."
6. This is just solid safety advice
"Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"
7. Tackling the important questions
"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"
8. Yes, as a matter of fact I have
"Ever stop to think… and forget to start again?"
9. When you gotta go, you gotta go
"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop"
10. Just doing their part for the environment
"Conserve water, drink North Carolina wine"
11. That's good parenting
"My child drinks out of the toilet"
12. Don't wake the driver
"Pass quietly, driver asleep"
13. When you're a cat person
"Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks I am"
14. Maybe just stomp your feet instead
"If you're happy and you know it clap your… oh"
15. Someone really loves chocolate
"A balanced diet is chocolate in each hand"
16. Just stating the facts
"Midwives help people out"
17. I believe it
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
My day is already made, but I'm also a little mad that I didn't think of some of these myself!
Which of these 17 is your favorite? Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? Let us know in the comments and please SHARE with your friends and family to see what hilarious stickers they've got!
