As cute and cuddly as they can be, cats can also be some of the biggest jerks around, quite intentionally (as it would seem) knocking over breakable things, instigating scuffles between other cats, knocking over things that spill, stealing the things in your life that you cherish the most…and knocking over more things, especially if it's a colorful liquid that will stain your brand new carpet. Long story short, cats are complete jerks, though hilariously so…and your own is likely plotting your demise as we speak…or at least the slow, painful demise of your sock collection.
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"Wasn't me!"
"For me? Why, don't mind if I do!"
"OK, who did this? Because I'm not laughing."
"There's only room for one big fluffy around here..."
"Get that away from me."
"And I am not ashamed."
"Don't you DARE!"
"Soon..."
"Whoops..."
"How considerate of you to leave this here for me to chew."
"I believe it's an improvement, don't you?"
"Incoming!"
"May I?"
"What was that? That's what I thought..."
"Oh, you didn't want this, did you?"
"I am your channel god."
"I believe I requested minions of darkness, not fluffy jellybeans."
"Why? Because @#$% you, that's why."
"This greatly displeases me."
"These do not flatter me, and I blame you. I always blame you."
"Slam dunk!"
Cats are jerks. It is science.
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