Teresa wanted her twin sister, Josie, and her big sister, Mary, to hold a mock eulogy for her, for her bucket list. Instead of leaving her eulogy up to her siblings, Teresa decided to pen the wise words herself in an episode of their show The Golden Sisters.
The results are hilarious. Teresa is known for her pretty witty, brash, potty-mouth, and her eulogy is no exception. The sisters go out back, where Teresa pretends to be deceased in a pool chair. Then Josie reads what her sister has written out for her.
Please be warned: there is a lot of bleeping between these three sisters, but also, clearly, a lot of love.
"I was so very blessed to be born with Teresa as my twin sister. Teresa and I had the same friends, I.Q., and at times we liked the same boys," Josie reads.
"You didn't have a high IQ. You barely made it!" Mary jokes.
"Even though we fought a lot, I realize today she was always right," Josie reads and quickly denounces as a bleeping lie. She does not like her sister putting words in her mouth. But this isn't even the funniest part.
"Teresa also had a diverse sex life with many different men," Josie reads.
The twin sister objects to reading this aloud to family and friends at Teresa's funeral. Josie and Mary joke that Teresa is crazy.
"I want everybody to know I had more fun than you!" She jokes from her faux coffin.
That isn't the end of the eulogy. To see what makes Josie and Mary rip it up, watch the video below.
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