Oh, men. Surely they know some things. Just not about the female body, that much is for sure. If you thought they knew even basic female anatomy, like the kind you probably learned in seventh grade, you'd be wrong. Very, very wrong.
One hilarious Jimmy Kimmel Live skit just proved that much. In the now-viral skit, a female interviewer took to the streets to ask men to point out some basic parts of women's reproductive organs. She also asked them astoundingly simple questions.
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The results were beyond disastrous and will have us swearing off words like hoo-ha and va-jay-jay forever more.
There was no shortage of hilariously bad answers. They were wrong, wrong, and more wrong. The interviewer started off with probably the most basic question of all, about how many uteruses women have. Many men, astonishingly, responded "two." What the what what??
Moving right along, the interviewer asked how many fallopian tubes women have. Still pretty basic, right? Apparently not. Many men replied "one." Another man, who definitely knew he had no idea what he was talking about replied, "I know I'm gonna be way off but I'm gonna say four." Wowzas.
Then, another baller told her women have six ovaries. How ambitious.
OK, so body parts are hard. But what about basic health care like mammograms? That's easy enough, right? One would think. But when asked what part of the body mammograms examine, one man pointed out "the lower half" of the body, using his hands to frame the area between his belly button and groin. Incorrect.
Another dude was asked where a baby goes. His wife groaned when he pointed to an ovary. She was asked what she does for a living. Wait for it. Wait for it. She's a gynecologist. And no, her husband didn't know what OB-GYN stands for.
Another dude said PMS stands for "post mental syndrome," which happens "once a year at least." That was pretty rich, but the best (worst) was still yet to come. That moment happened when a very nervous-looking guy was asked to please point out the vagina.
"You're asking me trick questions," he said, before pointing to pretty much everything but the actual vagina.
Another epic moment was when the interviewer clearly realized one participant knew where absolutely nothing was. "Just point to the stuff you know," she told him.
"Uhhh," he replied. "That's, like, a baby," he said.
No, sir. That would be the anus.
Also, thoughts and prayers to the guy who looked at a picture of a NuvaRing and said it was a "pap smear."
