While I'm a firm believer that age is a state of mind and that you can (and should) do anything you want no matter your age, I have to admit, this list of signs that you're a little too old to be going out trick-or-treating made me laugh.
Many of the "signs" here are quite relatable, after all, as getting older is something that happens to the luckiest of us all.
So without further ado, please enjoy these Top 10 Signs You're Getting Too Old For Trick-or-Treating, (but should totally go for it anyway!) Thanks to FrightNights.com for these hilarious tips.
Please SHARE these hilarious top 10 signs with your friends, family, and anyone you know who's getting a little "over the hill!"
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.
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