As parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles, we know that the kids in our lives can be real big weirdos sometimes. Now imagine just how much "weirdness" teachers experience on a regular basis, dealing with quite a few kids in a single day.
Recently, teachers on Reddit have been sharing some of the funniest and most bizarre things that their students have brought in for Show and Tell. Some of them are truly strange, like the student who brought in a body part inside a jar. But others have an even crazier story, like the student who brought in gloves that are now probably part of a criminal investigation.
I was a weird kid, but I don't know that I ever went to these extremes. Scroll through below to see why teachers can't keep these stand-out Show and Tells a secret anymore. Are you a teacher who has seen worse? Or did you bring in something bizarre when you were a kid? Let us know in the comments and don't forget to SHARE with the parents and teachers in your life!
[H/T: Reddit]
#1

"Well, one student did bring a finger in a glass jar, it was his father's finger evidently." — mobiledove
#2

"Boa constrictor. The kid's family owned a pawn shop and they let the snake (it was huge) around the shop at night to deter burglars." — estrogyn
#3

"I had a student bring in a drawing of his 'visit' by aliens. It was disturbingly detailed along with a 2 paragraph description of the picture. 2nd graders have bizarre imaginations, but holy hell, this took it to a whole new level." — lucky213
#4

"One girl brought an avocado. She began with. 'Hello everyone. This is my avocado. It is special to me.'" — ollemad
#5

"Had a kid bring in a 'doughnut holder, to help you hold doughnuts on your chin while you do stuff.' A rubber, slightly curved stick that straps on your chin." — Secretly_psycho
#6

"One of the kids showed their webbed toes for show and tell." — petalthecats
#7

"My Aunt was a teacher on an Army base and one of her students brought in an unexploded grenade, pin pulled and everything. School was evacuated, bomb squad had to come in." — Clerk18
#8

"A girl brought her brother's dirty underwear to class." — cheesefeast
#9

"A dead lizard. A very dead lizard. Days dead. In summer. Ugh." — westbridge1157
#10

"One day this kid brought in a pair of gloves to show. It turns out the boy's dad gave him the gloves to wear when they went to burgle houses. The dad would put the kid through an open window, the kid would then open a door and wait outside while the dad stole stuff." — alexayers
#11

"First grader brought in his mother so he could show her new tattoo to the class." — gigi_allin
#12

"A cup of dirt." — shiroininja
#13

"A kid brought me a collection of rat tails that the males in his family grew and thankfully cut." — Veeter
#14

"He found a picture of his mom that he thought was beautiful. He knew it was from her 30th birthday and thought it would be perfect. She saw it, freaked out… Apparently, he didn't notice the stripper dancing all around her." — meeeeehhhhhh
#15

And though it isn't from a teacher, one last one because it's just too good:
"We had a nanny/babysitter growing up, and she had told my brother to walk himself to school. He was six, I was three. He walked me to his school, announced to his teacher that I was his show and tell. The school called my mother and said, 'Hello, we have Beanieking in the office right now.' She laughed and told them, 'Beanieking doesn't go to school, she's 3.' 'Yeah. we know. Her brother brought her in for show and tell.'" — Beanieking
What ridiculous items did you or one of your kids bring in for show and tell? Let us know in the comments and please SHARE with parents and teachers everywhere!
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