This 109-Year-Old Woman Proves Why You Should NEVER Date A Man—And It’s HILARIOUS!

She is the oldest woman in Scotland, and she's finally ready to spill her secrets on a long, healthy life.

Jessie Gallan turned 109 on January 2, 2015, and started her day like any other morning — with a heaping bowl of porridge. The centennial credits her breakfast routine to her rare age, but told STV News, "Ach, I've never known any different."

The Aberdeen, Scotland woman had a humble upbringing, telling STV that even though her family rarely had a penny to spend, her childhood was always happy"My mother fed us, made all our clothes and my father worked the cattle. There was nothing to worry about." 

For many years, Gallan worked as a waitress and travelled — but unlike other women her age, she never married. Gallan says men are "more trouble than they're worth" and swore off marriage a long time ago.

It's pretty soul-crushing, but maybe true love isn't the answer to a long life. Maybe staying single and eating salty porridge every day is? Either way, Gallan must be doing something right…and I'll at least take the porridge part!

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