You might not realize this, but there’s lingerie for every season. Of course, there’s the normal stuff: florals for spring, bathing-suit-esque stuff for summer, lace for fall — you know, things that make sense.
But there’s also lingerie specifically for certain holidays. So yes, there’s Christmas lingerie. You didn’t know you wanted to be sexy Mrs. Claus for Christmas, but now you’re thinking about it, aren’t you?
For the record, Mrs. Claus should be a chubby old lady who bakes cookies and knits and stuff — not someone who wears sexy lingerie. And also, elves should not be sexy. They just shouldn’t. They make children’s toys. The end.
It appears that some people disagree with my sentiments, though, if these lingerie items are any indication. If you’re super into Christmas and have always been looking for a way to get it into the bedroom, these are for you!
1. "Head Elf"
2. "Holiday Honey Babydoll"
3. "Jingle All The Way"
4. "Sexy Snowman"
5. "Snowman Bikini"
6. "Jingle Bells Temptation"
7. "Naughty Santa"
8. "Up To Snow Good"
9. "Grinch Don't Kill My Vibe"
10. "Naughty Is The New Nice"
11. "Santa Push Up"
12. "Santa Garter Skirt"
13. "Strappy Open Bodysuit"
14. "Santa's Tease"
15. "St. Nick's Trick"
16. "Naughty Little Present"
17. "Unwrap Me"
18. "Jingle Bell Naughty"
19. "Santa Baby"
20. "Present"
21. "Strapping Santa"
