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OK, so these hamsters just wanted to go about their day, maybe adorably eat some lettuce or something, but NOOOOO.
Someone (some human, that is) always has to try to stir up some drama.
Honestly, now they just need to step back and take a moment because things have suddenly becomes so intense and they did not leave their plastic playhouse today feeling equipped to handle it.
These hamsters JUST CAN'T EVEN.
"Woah, please calm down, you're stressing me out"
"I just woke up, so I don't even know what you're yelling about"
"Slow down, slow down, you're talking too fast!"
"Look you have me so stressed, I'm chewing my nails again. I haven't done that in years!"
"And now I'm stress eating. I was supposed to be doing Paleo!"
"I was going to go for a run, but now I'll just stuff my face instead!"
"I even decided to get all dressed up and now it seems like a waste!"
"Did you hear that? Now you have me all on edge!"
"Look, I'm sweating so much, it messed up my hair!"
"SERIOUSLY, I JUST CAN'T WITH THIS RIGHT NOW!"
"Woah, wait a second I didn't even want to get involved in this!"
"No, a leaf isn't just going to make me calm down"
"Just just stop. Stop for a second and let me try to decompress in this pipe"
"Seriously, just a moment please"
"OK, I'm ready to go out but let's just take it a little easier next time"
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