Dolly Parton is a living legend in the country music world, known for her incredible voice and for writing such incredible hits as "I Will Always Love You," "Jolene," and "9 to 5."
It's impossible to have grown up listening to the country music station without having fallen in love with Dolly Parton. But there's so much more to Dolly than just a good ol' country gal with an incredible talent. She's proven to be an incredible businesswoman, a successful actress and an icon of entertainment.
She's also incredibly funny. If you've ever seen Dolly in concert, you'll know that she can have you crying during one song then in stitches with one of her stories right after. Here are some of her epic one-liners!
Please SHARE if you want to bring some of Dolly Parton's humor to a friend to brighten their day. Also: be sure to scroll to the end to see a hilarious Dolly Parton interview!
"I was the first one to burn my bra. It took the fire department 4 days to put out the fire."
“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb … and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. Then I tried eating the book and it tasted better than most of the diets!"
“If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.”
“I would NEVER stoop so low as to be fashionable.”
“It takes a lot of time and money to look this cheap, honey,”
“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”
"Someone asked me what I looked like without makeup and I said... like hell!"
"I look like the girl next door. If you live next to an amusement park."
"Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out of Molehills!"
Please SHARE this post if Dolly makes you laugh too and check out Dolly in a very interview below!
