23 Hilarious But PERFECT Gifts For The Weirdos On Your Christmas List

A five-star review: "I purchased this item and am blown away by its effectiveness. I started this device up and immediately detected not one, not two, but five seperate UFOs in my immediate area."

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One customer review said: "This is soooooooo much easier than trying to get the Wolf Urine directly from a Wolf. Wolves are, from my experience, VERY possessive of their urine."

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One four-star review said: "My dog's poop is generally soft and hot and my son and I dislike that oozing-between-the-fingers feeling on the pickup. Works well on most dog poops, not effective on diarrhea."

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One very happy customer wrote: "This item works perfectly. makes a great present for a father or anyone who loves horses as much as i do. Its a good size and the straps work great for either a larger person or skinnier person."

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True to an actual runny nose, it leaks whenever it wants. One two-star reviewer wrote: "This does not work as well as i thought it would. My sister got it for as gag christmas gift and we filled it right away, only to find out it does not come out the way you would hope, but leaks while your not even in the shower."

If you still NEED it, buy it here. 

One 5-star rating says: "This is disgusting! Put it next to your refrigerator to help you stop eating and buying junk. Guaranteed to curb your appetite!"

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One very satisfied customer wrote: "My wife about killed me for getting the bugs. I was surprised when I opened the box and saw all the ladybugs moving around. I thought several of them would be dead, but it appeared all or nearly all of the bugs survived."

You can buy the buggers here.

One user wrote: "Simple yet ingenious design. Sturdy seat and lid close securly over the 5 gallon bucket, so there is no danger of sliding off, or sinking into the bucket while completing your business."

But…WHY?

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A four-star review said: "The rolls are small, but they look like they're printed all the way through, and the print quality is good. I mean, it's going to be flushed down a toilet, but still, it's pretty nice!"

Um. No comment.

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One five-star review says: "You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never" The sentence was never finished. We wonder why.

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One customer only gave it four stars stating: "I was skeptical at first…can you really buy a tank and be allowed to drive it around town? Turns out that 'legally' you can't." But there were a few benefits, like "Every single person I have had an issue with is now afraid of me."

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A three-star review said: "It is sort of a weird taste. However, it makes a great gift as the entire box is in Japanese so that's pretty cool."

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One customer wrote this rave review: "I've always wanted a squirrel suit (don't ask) so I was very excited to see this mask, and to find it was relatively cheap. I bought it, and am extremely satisfied. It looks great! Even better, I was able to tuck the neck into my T-shirt and it looked right." 

Want to buy it? Go nuts here. 

One reviewer who gave this as a gift wrote: "The recipient enjoyed this towel and was able to share it with her bf. They both make it a point to only use it when they bathe together." 

Claim your own, here. 

Perfect for all the feminine ninjas in your life.

Buy a set or two and be the first to review it!

One reviewer who said it allowed her to have the best sleep of her life wrote: "If you would have told me two weeks ago that a pillow case would change my life, I would have called you a fool." Tired of being a fool?

Buy a Nick Cage pillowcase here. 

One five-star review says: "I am 5'9" and got the large and it fits perfectly. Kids love me now."  

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One reviewer praised the book highly: "My relationship between my horse and I is improving, we are both more confident and enjoy our time together more!! I thought I knew what I was doing… but this book opened my eyes to new techniques. It is also easy to read and apply."

Buy this must-read here. 

One five-star review said: "Got what was advertised. New crisp $2 bills in consecutive serial numbered order. They came in a plastic sleeve designed for holding bills, but I removed them."

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Face it, we all know somebody who needs this. One reviewer was delighted with the results, writing: "VERY happy with my results." But she warns, "Follow the instructions and the results are wonderful!"

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One creative customer said: "I bought this for my English Bulldog last Halloween along with the JFK adult mask for my husband." What an adorable pairing.

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One four-star reviewer says it's like video catnip: "My cat is an indoor boy and I don't want him to suffer from too much boredom so I got this dvd. He's become a real tv junkie now because of this and it's revealed some weird behavior. He goes nuts and meows and attacks the tv when the bugs and fish are on and sometimes reacts to the squirrels. He doesn't even look twice at the birds or mice though. Now everytime I put a dvd in he runs to the tv to see if it's his show."

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Most reviews are positive, but one four-star reviewer wanted to specify what you get: "If you look carefully at the description of the items, there are no unpleasant surprises when your box arrives. You will get a skull (in fact it was carefully packed and padded to arrive safely) and a bunch of other bones of different sizes. But don't expect to get what you see in the product picture above — you won't be getting 3 skulls at all." In other words, NEEDS MORE SKULLS! 

Buy you bag of bones with just ONE skull here.