"Let's talk about the birds and the bees…"
It's a conversation that every parent knows they'll need to have eventually, but not too many look forward to it. Nobody wants to have to explain the mechanics of sex to their children. Let's face it, it can be weird enough talking about sex as a full-grown adult who has had sex! And then there's the fear that once you have — inevitably awkwardly — broken down how two people, er, get down, to your children, a little bit of their wide-eyed innocence will be lost forever.
Fortunately, there are teachers who can do mom and dad's dirty work! And it's abundantly clear that the children in one particular classroom have yet to have the sex talk. Twitter user @kimyoogyeom shared the questions fielded by a teacher friend, and the internet is losing its collective mind. Kids, being kids, call it exactly like they see it — or don't see it, in this case. These adorable questions posed by a group of young minds attempting to make sense of a completely mystifying process are nothing short of hilarious. We won't ruin them by attempting to tease them; you really need to read them for yourself.
Let's take a moment to thank Yana for sharing these gems.
Now buckle up, because this is about to get good.
Can we break these down one by one?
(1) Genuinely heart touching, because the kid is concerned the baby is going to get trapped in the womb. Truly a terrifying prospect.
(2) Clearly nobody has told this kid that mommies like "intercoursing" as much as daddies.
(3) GOOD POINT. Let's look into that.
(4) It sounds crazy, but has anyone actually done a study on this? If he lasts longer, will the baby be bigger?
(5) 24 hours? Every woman on earth wishes.
(6) This is an interesting question, and we're truthfully not exactly sure which option is more accurate. Also, LOL at "penise" and "virginia."
(7) There are, in fact! But the science of IVF is perhaps a topic for a different conversation.
Twitter is HERE for these questions.
Hey, who is to say there isn't a woman out there who has named her lady parts Virigina? Not us.
To be honest, 90 percent of the jokes in this thread are Virginia-based. But that doesn't make them any less fun!
This guy might actually be a little confused himself.
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More caffeine for the men of West Virginia!
Women are here for the questions about alternative pregnancy options, in particular.
This exercise gave everyone a chance to brush up on their geography.
Have fun explaining that one on the birth certificate!
Angry Birds as an analogy for sex. We'll just leave that one right where it is.
The fictional nations of Penise and Virginia are now at war. People will need to chose a side soon.
And let's not forget the subtle shade of the second question...
That kid has NO problem imagining his dad "intercoursing." I mean, he WOULD.
Same. And to be honest, after reading these, we are, in fact, dead.
