12 Strange Stuffies That Prove That Plush Even Makes Poop Cute

Adorable comes easy for some. Kitties, puppies, even owls and raccoons that are very obviously plotting to kill you—they’re just so cheek-pinching precious!

However, some things have to work hard for their cuteness. They lack long bat-worthy lashes; big, sad panda eyes; and short, pudgy legs that can barely hold their chubby little butter bodies up.

The reason? They have more important things to attend to like decapitation, dragging around slime, and causing worldwide epidemics. Being endearing doesn’t nuzzle neatly into their life purpose.

But that doesn’t mean they can’t have their moment in the sparkling sun! They can now be delightful with the power of plush! Here are 12 things that are not cute, rendered cute as stuffed animals.

Be forewarned, there are some strange finds, so scroll down, check them out, and make sure to SHARE them with anyone you know who has a secret soft side.

Real Ebola

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dw.de

Plush Ebola

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emlab.com

Real Snail

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latherrinserepeat.com.au

Plush Snail

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hinemizushima.com

Real Roadkill

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Plush Roadkill

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Mental Floss

Real Daphnia

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wikipedia

Plush Daphnia

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hinemizushima.com

Real Tampon

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feminspire.com

Plush Tampon

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deviantart.com

Real Nunchucks

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Giphy

Plush Nunchucks

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Etsy

Real Poop

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Flickr user Poppy

Plush Poop

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Etsy

Real Herpes

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virology-online.com

Plush Herpes

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giantmicrobes.com

Real Human Body Model

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eBay

Plush Human Body Model

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hinemizushima.com

Real Cigarette

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freedomworks.org

Plush Cigarette

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Mental Floss

Real Freddy Krueger

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business2community.com

Plush Freddy Krueger

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neatoshop.com

Real Praying Mantis

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wikipedia

Plush Praying Mantis

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makezine.com

Make sure to SHARE these strange stuffed animals with everyone you know!