Adorable comes easy for some. Kitties, puppies, even owls and raccoons that are very obviously plotting to kill you—they’re just so cheek-pinching precious!
However, some things have to work hard for their cuteness. They lack long bat-worthy lashes; big, sad panda eyes; and short, pudgy legs that can barely hold their chubby little butter bodies up.
The reason? They have more important things to attend to like decapitation, dragging around slime, and causing worldwide epidemics. Being endearing doesn’t nuzzle neatly into their life purpose.
But that doesn’t mean they can’t have their moment in the sparkling sun! They can now be delightful with the power of plush! Here are 12 things that are not cute, rendered cute as stuffed animals.
Be forewarned, there are some strange finds, so scroll down, check them out, and make sure to SHARE them with anyone you know who has a secret soft side.
Real Ebola
Plush Ebola
Real Snail
Plush Snail
Real Roadkill
Plush Roadkill
Real Daphnia
Plush Daphnia
Real Tampon
Plush Tampon
Real Nunchucks
Plush Nunchucks
Real Poop
Plush Poop
Real Herpes
Plush Herpes
Real Human Body Model
Plush Human Body Model
Real Cigarette
Plush Cigarette
Real Freddy Krueger
Plush Freddy Krueger
Real Praying Mantis
Plush Praying Mantis
Make sure to SHARE these strange stuffed animals with everyone you know!
