Humor is definitely subjective. What's funny to one person might not be for another. Some people like their jokes a little dirty or "blue," but many people like jokes that they can share with the whole family.
Here are 15 of our funniest family-friendly jokes that you can share with everyone in your family. From children to grandparents, these funny puns will hopefully bring a smile to the faces of your loved ones. Sometimes the things we see in the news and in our Facebook feeds can be dark, sad and depressing, so brighten up someone's day with these delightful jokes!
Scroll down and click the blurry box to read the punchline below each set-up.
Now, we didn't say that these jokes weren't corny or that they wouldn't make you groan, but hopefully, you can appreciate some of their cleverness. If you like this article, we'll come up with some more! I mean, I used to know a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes…
What's your favorite family-friendly joke? Tell us in the comments, and maybe we'll put it in our next collection – with a credit to you, of course!
What are some of your favorite clean jokes? Let us know in the comments, and please SHARE these jokes with friends!
1. Why did Peter Pan fail as a stand-up comedian?
2. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
3. What is the advantage of living in Switzerland?
4. What did the mushroom say to his ex when she broke up with him?
5. What did the termite say when he entered the bar?
6. What did the mayo say when the fridge door was opened?
7. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
8. How do you make holy water?
9. Why do prisoners like using periods as punctuation?
10. Why did the music producer decline to make the sandwich's album?
11. Why did the man love his book about a frog?
12. Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
13. Why did the baby chick fly the coop?
14. Why did the woman break up with Helvetica?
15. What is Good King Wenceslas' favorite pizza?
Illustrations by Maya Borenstein for LittleThings.com
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