I love puns. I actually once produced an entire theatrical performance all about puns. It was a fantastic play on words. (Get it?)
When it comes to rating puns, funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors, but the third has groan in significance. (Get it?!)
Are you already rolling your eyes? If not, I relish the strength you've mustard to ketchup with the rest of us who love puns, and I think you'll enjoy these signs below that feature some hilarious, if corny, puns.
If you hate puns, don't worry. You're not alone, but pay attention to what some of these great minds had to say about puns:
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He ought to be drawn and quoted."- Fred Allen
"Of puns, it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them."- Edgar Allen Poe
"A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first."- Oscar Levant
Please make like Sonny and CHER this article with someone else who likes "dad jokes" like these!
1. Aren't all puns "tearable?"
2. Some errors can't be fixed by autocorrect.
3. This one made me paws.
4. The restaurant reviewer said this place's energy really made her come to life.
5. Puns like this won't curry any favor with the Yelp! reviewers.
6. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
7. If you're a straight-laced guy, you should be ok. But if you've made transgressions, don't worry. I won't moccasin.
8. My German friend hates puns. He saw this sign and became a real sauerkraut.
9. I find this one really grating.
10. The guy who made this sign is a real ham.
11. Don't forget to visit their new location, "Raiders of the Lost Bark."
12. That man could use a screensaver right now.
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