We all say some pretty dumb things sometimes, but luckily for us, most of our verbal slip-ups don't happen in the middle of an interview that's broadcast to a massive television audience. Unfortunately for celebrities, though, you don't get a lot of mercy when you have millions of people paying attention to every word that comes out of your mouth.
We've seen some stars do some pretty strange things before, such as giving their kids names we would never dream of giving our own children. But even so, it can be pretty surprising when someone rich and famous seems to lack even a first-grade education. Jimmy Fallon has made us crack up in the past when he imagined all the ridiculous conversations that our favorite celebs might be having with each other, but sometimes, reality can be the greatest form of comedy!
Check out these hilariously dumb celebrity quotes, but be warned — these are going to make you want to facepalm yourself pretty hard! I'm willing to bet that number 14 was just the result of a tangled tongue, but there's no excuse for number three. If these stars are anything like me, I bet they find themselves staying awake at night asking themselves, "Why oh why did I say that?!"
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1. "Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
2. "We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd
3. "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears
4. "So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
5. "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet." - David Beckham
6. "Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea." - Jessica Simpson
7. "Predictions are difficult, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
8. "He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too." - Don King
9. "I feel my best when I am happy." - Winona Ryder
10. "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11. "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected." - Donald Trump
12. "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." - Tara Reid
- "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel." – Kim Kardashian (on her very public divorce from Chris Humphries)
14. "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian." - Mike Tyson
15. "I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home." - Kanye West
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