14 Bizarre Baby Products That Are Totally Useless

Sometimes being a parent can be the biggest scam.

No, it's not that raising kids is scam. It's more the fact that everyone knows moms and dads will do anything for their kids. I don't know a single parent that wouldn't do everything they possibly could to give their kid the best life possible.

Unfortunately, big companies know that parents want the best for their kids and come up with crazy products to convince them that they're enriching the rugrats.

Some of these items are revolutionary like disposable diapers, while some of the so-called inventions are total duds like the Pet Rock.

This list of 14 items are things companies would like to tell parents they really need, when in fact they will make do just fine without them.

Not to mention, a few of them look a little bit too much like torture devices.

Would you buy any of the products on this list or do you think they're a little excessive?

SHARE if some of these crazy baby inventions made you laugh!

1. The Baby Mop

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Amazon

Now your baby can crawl and clean the floor while inhaling dust, mites, and allergens!

2. The Floating Neck Ring

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Amazon

Look at how happy the baby looks!

3. Baby Bangs

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Baby Bangs

If you want to make your baby feel insecure about her appearance before she can even walk, Baby Bangs are for you.

4. The Baby Lasso

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Amazon

Step 1: Tie your baby's legs to a contraption around your neck… Step 2: Hope nothing goes wrong?

5. The iPotty

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Amazon

Because you want your toddler to man an expensive electronic device while he is learning to poop!

6. The Pacifeeder

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Pacifeeder

Twice the fun and none of the mess!

7. The Baby Bubadoo

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Baby Bubadoo

This is basically a straitjacket for your baby.

How does a baby end up carrying his poo around all day? Hint: It's not a diaper. Find out on the NEXT page!

8. The Babykeeper

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Amazon

Don't know where to put your baby? Hang her up!

9. My Carry Potty

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Buy Buy Baby

So your kid can carry a case of pee and poo around with her.

10. The Kickbee

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Kickbee

Every time your baby kicks in the womb, this device sends out a tweet. The people need to know!

11. Baby Heels

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Heelarious

This totally makes sense.

12. The Crib Dribbler

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Amazon

Feed your baby like a dog. What's really the difference between them anyway?

13. The Why Cry Mini

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Amazon

This magical device says it can translate what your baby's cry means. How did civilization function for thousands of years without this? Oh, right… it just did.

14. Travel Urinal

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Potty Scotty

It's a bottle for your kids to pee in.

SHARE if you think at least 1 of these products is outrageous!