Halloween is almost upon us, which means that it's nearly time for big bags of candy, bobbing for apples, and best of all, costumes!
But sexy corn? Sexy Spongebob Squarepants?! It seems each year more and more people are trying to outdo each other with the best "sexy" costume. Here are some of the most ridiculous we've ever seen, and trust us, it's worth it to get to the end of this list.
Please SHARE these absolutely silly "sexy" Halloween costumes with all of your friends (and hopefully spare them the future embarrassment of wearing them)!
Sexy Corn

Sexy Pizza

Sexy Carrot

Sexy Pink Poodle

Sexy "Astronaughty"

Sexy Giraffe

Sexy Chucky Doll

Sexy Jellyfish

Sexy Tigger (er, "tiger")

Got to avoid that copyright lawsuit!
Sexy Ted

Sexy Spongebob

Sexy Lobster

Sexy Orca Whale

Sexy Hamburger Thief

Sexy Ronald McDonald (er, "striped clown")

Sexy Banana

Sexy Pluto (aka "adult dog")

Sexy Parakeet

Sexy Statute Of Liberty

Sexy Big Bird

Sexy Tootsie Roll

Sexy Bert

Sexy Ernie

Please SHARE these hilarious "sexy" Halloween costumes with all of your friends!