These Insane Sexy Costumes Should NOT EXIST. What On Earth Were They Thinking?

Halloween is almost upon us, which means that it's nearly time for big bags of candy, bobbing for apples, and best of all, costumes!

But sexy corn? Sexy Spongebob Squarepants?! It seems each year more and more people are trying to outdo each other with the best "sexy" costume. Here are some of the most ridiculous we've ever seen, and trust us, it's worth it to get to the end of this list.

Please SHARE these absolutely silly "sexy" Halloween costumes with all of your friends (and hopefully spare them the future embarrassment of wearing them)!

Sexy Corn

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Sexy Pizza

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Sexy Carrot

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Sexy Pink Poodle

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Sexy "Astronaughty"

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Sexy Giraffe

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Sexy Chucky Doll

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Sexy Jellyfish

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Sexy Tigger (er, "tiger")

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Got to avoid that copyright lawsuit!

Sexy Ted

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Sexy Spongebob

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Sexy Lobster

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Sexy Orca Whale

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Sexy Hamburger Thief

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Sexy Ronald McDonald (er, "striped clown")

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Sexy Banana

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Sexy Pluto (aka "adult dog")

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Sexy Parakeet

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Sexy Statute Of Liberty

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Sexy Big Bird

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Sexy Tootsie Roll

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After Ellen

Sexy Bert

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After Ellen

Sexy Ernie

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After Ellen

Please SHARE these hilarious "sexy" Halloween costumes with all of your friends!