When you're in school, you learn something new every year.
Whether it's how to become a better student, or how to become a better human, the mind is constantly growing and gaining knowledge.
And, for Christopher Bannon, his knowledge has gained him a taste of fame.
He's only 8 years old, but his school survival guide (for the third grade) is now all over the internet.
His mom posted his packet on Facebook, which included his 10 tips to surviving school as a third grader. They were hilarious to all ages, but I think they might actually help out some young kids like him.
After all, not everyone can resist the temptation to lay down in the middle of the classroom. But, Christopher is here to tell you that you better resist! And everyone on the internet is sharing the wisdom.
Third graders seem to know a lot more than we might think — the guide is going viral!
Christopher's mom, Melissa Barvels, and the rest of their family seem shocked that his guide has become so famous.
They're all supporting Christopher and are excited for his hilarious write-up to get some positive attention.
Mom says she feels like his agent now, and it all starts with this cover.
He clearly knows how to work a computer well already, as shown by his simple yet sophisticated guide that could change 8-year-old lives everywhere.
He gets straight to the point, and Garfield is an obvious added bonus for the elementary school fans.
Tip number 10 clearly states that you should not lay down in the meeting area, no matter how much you want to.
He seems to know from experience, so I'll have to take his word for it.
I wonder what Christopher's fridge has on it right now?
I think #9 is a hilarious, but valid, tip that every mom will love! He knows that you have to present yourself well and follow the rules.
Where did Christopher get all of this wisdom?
#5 is a rule that might make you laugh, followed by a teamwork tip that any age can take advantage of.
You always have to be conscious of the people you surround yourself with.
If you get good grades and remember to always bring in your homework, how could you not get straight A's in 3rd grade?
Have fun will always be rule #1 in my book, too. Let's hope his teachers agree!
Christopher is more than ready to survive the third grade without his parents.
Everyone's kids could use this hilarious packet to help them journey through elementary school.
Please SHARE this perfect survival guide with everyone you know!
