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It may appear that your bulldog just has a natural grumpy face, as it is quite wrinkly, but he does in fact have a bone to pick with you about a thing or two.
Including but not limited to: getting blamed for "eating" your non-existent homework, the ridiculous costumes you force him to wear every year, and getting yelled at for barking at that strange man who keeps trying to murder your family by depositing folded pieces of something you call "mail" into that slot in the door.
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Captain Chuggalug thinks you need to thank him. If it wasn't for him, you would lose roughly four million balls per year.
Miss Piggy doesn't understand why you insist on leaving the house all day instead of staying in to pet her.
Porkchop thinks your favorite sports team is pathetic.
Rudy is pissed at you for making all of these tasty-smelling snacks that aren't for him. He feels, in fact, that you're being quite greedy.
Snickerdoodle honestly hates your taste in interior decor and this stupid, stupid cape.
Alfred doesn't get why you don't listen to his urgent warnings of threats of things behind the door. THEY'RE COMING FOR US.
Pickles is confused as to why you change your costume every day.
Charles doesn't understand why you put all of this fun stuff on the floor for him to pee on, and then get mad at him when he does.
Lucy can't figure out why you're always staring at and playing with that little blinking box with buttons instead of her.
Princess finds this necklace tacky. She prefers the Swarovski.
King Edward wonders why you talk to other humans in a normal tone, but to him in a strangely high-pitched voice.
Willy Wonka insists that it IS in fact, walk time. He's contemplating sending a letter to the President.
Barnaby greets you every day with a polite butt sniff, and you are not considerate enough to return the favor. What gives?
Snuggles can't understand how you could voluntarily do this to yourself every day. Are you some kind of MASOCHIST?
But no matter how grumpy you make them, your bulldogs will still love you. Unconditionally. (You jerk.)
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