12 Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Notes Left For Thieves

Nothing — nothing — is more infuriating than putting some food in the fridge for yourself and checking back later to discover that someone else has taken it for themselves. While dealing with major theft usually requires police intervention, it's not exactly appropriate to call the cops just because Martha keeps taking your sandwiches. So how do you handle such a situation? You could just hope to catch the thief in action, but it's probably a lot funnier to leave them a clever note.

They may not always be the most efficient way to communicate, but notes sure are a funny way of expressing ourselves, especially when we're frustrated. These notes that busy and tired moms left on their doorbells might be a little scary, but I'm sure reading them isn't nearly as terrifying as ignoring them would be! We might not be able to punish the people who steal from us like this woman did when a man tried to steal her phone, but we can at least make them feel guilty for what they've done!

Check out all these funny passive-aggressive notes that were left for thieves, and let them give you some ideas for the next time some jerk tries to take what's yours. I'm definitely putting number 7 on my refrigerated drinks from now on!

Make sure you SHARE these notes with all your friends so they can get some ideas when people try to steal their stuff!

1. This depressing knock-knock joke.

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2. This note that is aware of how passive-aggressive it is.

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3. This proof that Girl Scouts take no prisoners.

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4. This funny, though slightly infuriating response.

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5. This command that will hopefully work as well on humans as it does on dogs.

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6. This team effort to shame a thief.

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7. This untrustworthy 'coffee creamer.'

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8. These violent avocados.

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9. This artistic and heartfelt 'missing snack' sign.

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10. This blunt, but necessary message.

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11. This important message from Nic Cage himself.

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12. This instant attention-grabber.

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Don't forget to SHARE these hilarious notes with all of your friends!