16 Painful And Ridiculous Undergarments You’ll Be Glad Stayed In The Past

Over the years, undergarments have evolved in some seriously bizarre ways.

We all know about restrictive corsets and massive hoop skirts, but there is so much more to those questionable fashion choices than most people really know.

And I'm not just talking about the ways women tried to diminish and accentuate parts of their bodies: men have had plenty of their own eyebrow-raising accessories in the past, too.

Obviously, we still have shapewear options that are popular for folks wanting to squeeze down a few centimeters under their outfits. That said, all the options we might find in the department store today pale in comparison to the shockingly cinched trend in #7.

I know I'm glad things have gotten a lot better since these undergarments were considered normal.

Take a look to see what women, men, and even children wore under their clothes back in the day.

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1. Crinoline

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Wikimedia Commons / Library of Congress

Women began wearing these cages to poof up their skirts and dresses back in the 1800s. Unfortunately, they had the dangerous side effect of being extremely prone to flammability.

According to MacLean's, there were about 3,000 deaths linked to the garment from the late 1850s through the 1860s just in England alone.

2. Bustle

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Wikimedia Commons / Marshall Astor

Victorian ladies liked to give their rumps some extra oomph with these ruffled or metal bumps, giving them the appearance of a more robust bottom.

3. Menstrual Belt

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Wikimedia Commons / Les Dessous Élégants

Before modern pads and tampons, women spent their "time of the month" strapping into these frustrating contraptions.

4. Maternity Corset

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Wikimedia Commons / Librairie Médicale et Scientifique

Nope, not even an expectant mama could go without a corset back in the day, as you can see by this design from the early 1900s.

5. Nursing Corset

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Wikimedia Commons / Thomson

Of course, they also had to keep things nice and tight while breastfeeding their infant, as you can see from this ad dated back to 1896.

Paying a dollar for them might seem like a good deal, but according to an inflation calculator, the price for the restrictive undergarment would be equivalent to nearly $30 today.

6. Baby Corset

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Wikimedia Commons

According to this ad, it didn't take long for a youngster to join her mom in sporting one of their own mini corsets: "Fits baby too!"

7. Edwardian Corset

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Wikimedia Commons

According to several historians, this super-cinched design was actually meant to be better for women, with the straight front and curved back forming an S-shape.

8. Brass Corset

L0035600 A brass corset used to minimise the waist
Wikimedia Commons / Wellcome Images

Valerie Steele, author of The Corset: A Cultural History, explains how these particularly menacing corsets most likely weren't used for fashion purposes.

Instead, they were probably used to fix orthopedic issues or for novelty.

9. Pannier

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Wikimedia Commons / Shakko

This 18th-century undergarment was clearly used to trick the eye into seeing a smaller waist with the absurdly accentuated hips.

10. Garter Belt

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Flickr / Adam

Before tights and pantyhose made their way up to a lady's waist as we're used to today, women had to use these clips to keep their stockings in place. They were particularly popular in the 1940s and '50s.

11. Children's Garter Belt

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Flickr / Internet Archive Book Images

Did you know kids wore garter belts back in the day, too? It makes sense that they would need help keep their stockings up as well, but this ad showing a little boy and girl sporting the device is certainly surprising.

12. Plastic Safety Bra

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Wikimedia Commons / National Archives and Records Administration

When women joined the war effort during World War II, they were equipped with these clunky brassieres in order to protect them from injuries.

Here's hoping there weren't any incidents with sparks flying or the heat from machines causing these to melt while on the job.

13. Girdle

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Flickr / simpleinsomnia

Before Spanx and other modern shapewear, these full-body girdles were the way to go once corsets went out of style.

14. Maternity Girdle

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Flickr / Shelly

Just like corsets, manufacturers made sure to provide the tight undergarment for pregnant women as well.

15. Men's Chevalier

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Wikimedia Commons

They might have given it a fancy name to make it sound slightly more macho, but there's no hiding the fact that this is simply a girdle aimed at men.

16. Bullet Bra

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Wikimedia Commons / Emma at Dream Date

Actresses like Marilyn Monroe and Lana Turner helped popularize this pointy style of undergarments, which allowed women to appear a full cup size larger than they might actually be.

Were you surprised by any of these blasts from the past?

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