There are a few things that I absolutely cannot stand about flying; there is the lack of leg room, the stuffed to the brim overhead compartments, and then there is the boring pre-flight speech that we have all heard before. Thankfully for David London, and the rest of the passengers on a recent Southwest flight from San Francisco to Chicago, their flight attendant gave it hilarious new spin!
Here are a few of my favorite lines from his mile high comedy show:
"In the event you haven't been in an automobile since 1960, flight attendants still have to show you how to fasten a seatbelt."
"If you don't like the jokes or the service today, there are six ways out of this plane, you feel free to use them."
I hope I get this guy on my next flight!
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