A haggard old lady of 89-years-old was riding in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She smoothes down the skirt of her hot pink dress, looks down at the old lady, raises her nose snootily, and arrogantly says:
"Georgio Armani, $150 an ounce."
Just as she speaks, the elevator opens and a glamorous former supermodel, age 45 steps on. She's draped in a mink stole and wears tall leather boots from Italy. She hears what the younger woman has said to the haggard old lady and flips her hair:
"Chanel, $200 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, but right before, she stops and turns around, making eye-contact with the two snotty women. Then she promptly bends over, farts and says:
"Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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