Moms around the world are cheering as their kids get on the school bus.
There are a few moms who are crying as they say goodbye to their little ones, but most moms are just like Meghan Oeser — they're tired and ready for some freedom!
But unlike Oeser, most moms don't throw a mini photo shoot to celebrate that freedom. Then again, most moms might not be as funny as Oeser! We'll never know until you moms start sharing your own photos!
To make fun of the traditional "first day of school" photos, Oeser had her own "First Day Of Freedom" photo shoot, where she is seen chugging a bottle of Malibu rum in her robe with her hair up! The mom of six, whose kids are aged 3 to 15, let it all out on her mommy blog.
If you think this mom is funny, you will also love the letter she wrote to her husband when she went away for a girls weekend with her friends!
Meghan Oeser shared this photo on her blog with a lengthy caption:
Warning for bleeped out curses!
"Knock, Knock.
"Who's there?
"Not my f*cking kids!"
All right ladies and gents… Put the knives away. I know… I know. What kind of pure demon a**hole celebrates having to put their tiny human angel faces on a bus? (slowly raises hand)
"I get it. Some of you work full-time. Some stay home. Some work part-time. Some live in a van down by the river. I'm not here to judge, and neither should you. This is the card I was dealt. A mother fcking ACE OF SPADES!!! I'm a SAHM. I AM blessed. I wouldn't have it ANY other way, but SHT… I'm DONE!!! Momma's tired."
She ended the long post with:
"All in all… We're all PARENTS, and we're in this sht together. High-five that mom that cries her face off when she puts her 5-year-old on a bus. But for fck's sake… That momma that's celebrating outside her front door, with mimosas in hand and a giant smile on her face (slowly raises hand)… Give that b*tch a HUG!"
Oeser gained attention recently after writing her husband a public letter before leaving him with their six kids to go on a girls weekend with her friends.
It started with:
"Dearest husband, I'm writing this to you out of love, not fear. I wanted to go over a few things with you before you embark on this weekend alone… with the others."
Not to have the joke be entirely on him, Oeser's husband responded to her open letter with his own, where he tells her what he learned from the internet while she was away.
You can see more of Oeser's humor and her fun family on her blog, The Ultimate Spoon!
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