You think you've heard it all, but you really haven’t until you’ve learned about D’yan Forest. The New York Post posted a video about the very honest and straightforward older woman who enjoys singing about having the sex drive of a teen.
D’yan starts off strong by saying, “A lot of my friends have given up sex. But not me, because my rule is, it ain’t over ‘til the fat lady’s dead.” D’yan is 82 years old and bisexual. She’s a singer based in New York City.
She claims she always worried that when she got older, she would lose her sex drive. She also feels her friends sitting at home with their “old husbands” aren’t having sex anymore because they are bored to death!
D’yan shows off her talent to viewers, and I will say, she is a very interesting character to watch. Her lyrics are also very straightforward about how she feels. She sings a parody of the song “All About That Bass”: "I’m all about the boy and the girls on Tinder. You know on Tinder, you can check men, you can check women, you can check both! That’s what I call one-stop shopping! I’m all about the boys, about the boys on Tinder, I also like the girls who are young and limber.”
D'yan continues her song a little longer, but her material is a little too explicit to share here! She is a firecracker. She then claims that the men her age don’t really interest her at all because they don’t think a woman is equal. When she meets younger men, though, they ask questions and attempt to get to know her with good conversation.
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Even though she is attracted to these younger men, she claims she is too old, and her situation is rough on her because she would love to have sex. She then says, “The young guys just love me, because when I go down, I can’t get back up.”
If you need a good laugh, I highly advise you to learn about D’yan. Everything that this woman said, I was laughing. She is the type of woman who isn’t afraid to be herself, and I applaud her generously for that.
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