Adorable comes easy for some. Kitties, puppies, even owls and raccoons that are very obviously plotting to kill you—they’re just so cheek-pinching precious!
However, some things have to work hard for their cuteness. They lack long bat-worthy lashes; big, sad panda eyes; and short, pudgy legs that can barely hold their chubby little butter bodies up.
The reason? They have more important things to attend to like decapitation, dragging around slime, and causing worldwide epidemics. Being endearing doesn’t nuzzle neatly into their life purpose.
But that doesn’t mean they can’t have their moment in the sparkling sun! They can now be delightful with the power of plush! Here are 12 things that are not cute, rendered cute as stuffed animals.
Be forewarned, there are some strange finds, so scroll down, check them out, and make sure to SHARE them with anyone you know who has a secret soft side.
Real Ebola

Plush Ebola

Real Snail

Plush Snail

Real Roadkill

Plush Roadkill

Real Daphnia

Plush Daphnia

Real Tampon

Plush Tampon

Real Nunchucks

Plush Nunchucks

Real Poop

Plush Poop

Real Herpes

Plush Herpes

Real Human Body Model

Plush Human Body Model

Real Cigarette

Plush Cigarette

Real Freddy Krueger

Plush Freddy Krueger

Real Praying Mantis

Plush Praying Mantis

Make sure to SHARE these strange stuffed animals with everyone you know!